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Asa Akira official Instagram channel: Let me help you skip all of the boring paintings like The Mona Lisa and go straight to the pervy stuff at The Louvre, Mu…

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: Let me help you skip all of the boring paintings like The Mona Lisa and go straight to the pervy stuff at The Louvre, Mu…

Let me help you skip all of the boring paintings like The Mona Lisa and go straight to the pervy stuff at The Louvre, Museo del Prado, Musee d’Orsay, The Met, and more. With the @pornhub ClassicNudes mobile site, you can tour the museums with audio commentary by ME! I learned more French recording this than I did in five years of highschool. Yes, five.

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: In my mind there is a version of myself that’s about to come out any second now. She is the REAL me – because the “me” u…

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: In my mind there is a version of myself that’s about to come out any second now. She is the REAL me – because the “me” u…

In my mind there is a version of myself that’s about to come out any second now. She is the REAL me – because the “me” up until now has been a practice run, or maybe just one big joke. This future-me wears real pajamas to sleep. Like the button—down two-piece kind with a collar and breast pocket. Effortlessly chic, her topknots always come out perfect, and she folds the laundry one load at a time, on the same day that it’s been washed. Her airport outfit is always instagrammable and she definitely doesn’t pee in the shower. Anyway here is a photo of me in the T-shirt I’ve been wearing for four days straight. You can get one too on PornhubApparel. @pornhub

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: Oh shit look what’s on tonight! @davidchoe ‘s new show @thechoeshowfx – I’m in Episode 1. It was filmed a while back (du…

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: Oh shit look what’s on tonight! @davidchoe ‘s new show @thechoeshowfx – I’m in Episode 1. It was filmed a while back (du…

Oh shit look what’s on tonight! @davidchoe ‘s new show @thechoeshowfx – I’m in Episode 1. It was filmed a while back (during my first pregnancy,) so I’m nervous because I have zero recollection of what I said. Let’s just blame whatever comes out of my mouth on pregnancy brain; unless it’s really good, then it was totally me 100%. Anyway GOOD LUCK DAVE, I love you so much and I know anything you do will be genius because duh, it’s you.

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: There are so many great, high res, perfectly edited photos from over the years of me and PornhubAria aka @arianathaniel,…

Asa Akira official Instagram channel: There are so many great, high res, perfectly edited photos from over the years of me and PornhubAria aka @arianathaniel,…

There are so many great, high res, perfectly edited photos from over the years of me and PornhubAria aka @arianathaniel, and also super cute candid ones that really showcase our friendship too. But I am choosing to post this grainy YouTube screenshot (which isn’t particularly flattering to either of us tbh) because it’s the moment that we first met in person. I told her how pretty she is, and from that moment on she never stopped loving me. So go wish her a Happy Birthday and tell her how pretty she is, she will love you forever too <3 Happy Birthday @arianathaniel !!!!