January 5th, still in pajamas. Will start my real life back up tomorrow. Maybe. Mirror on the wall • you are filthy and reflect • me on the inside. #haiku

Second food pic in a row but there’s not much else going on and it’s too pretty not to share. In Japan we eat Osechi on the first day of the year : ) The sake cups are designed after the Chinese zodiac, and everyone drinks out of their own animal. Happy new year everyone! Hope this one is better than the last.

Making hot apple cider because ImAHoeANDaHousewife dot com (if u want to make ur own: this one has apples, oranges, sliced ginger, cinnamon sticks, whole cloves, allspice, star anaise, and maple syrup!)

In just ONE HOUR I’ll be on INSTAGRAM LIVE with @fleshlight & @joannaangel !!!! 1pm ET see u there : )

Thank u so much to @barstoolsports for allowing me to share my thoughts and feelings ❤️

Well, this is certainly a FIRST. Getting ready to watch myself host the 3rd Annual @pornhub Awards … in my bedroom, lol.

These are my thoughts on the current situation in porn. It took a lot of emotional energy for me to write down, let alone even organize these thoughts, so thank you in advance to any of you that read it. I appreciate you. **edit** I apologize for not making it clear, but when I say “right wing, anti-porn, anti-feminist, anti-sexwork group” I’m not referring to the NYT, or even the author of the recent op-ed. I’m referring to Exodus Cry, the evangelical group. The NYT piece was a result of what they’ve been working on for months. And for the record, I don’t hate republicans. I do think extremists of any sort are usually dangerous.

Aghhhh I won @pornhub FAVORITE MILF OF THE YEAR!! Thank u so much to everyone who voted; I can’t wait to tell my kid that in 2020 I was the best mom on the Internet. Also thank u to everyone who tuned in for this very special and unique edition of the @pornhub Awards. I had a great time hosting, and hopefully next year Covid will no longer be an issue and we’ll get to do it in person again : )

They really tried to tell me true love is when your soul meets its other half; turns out, it’s when you can watch each other use a Neti pot and still wanna have sex afterwards. @digitalfoundry