December 8, 2020
I am so thankful u were born @digitalfoundry – u are the best, my most favorite, person I’ve ever met and I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to spend my life with you. Aside from being so funny and smart and beautiful-dicked and handsome, you make me feel the best when when I’m at home in pajamas with no makeup on, being my truest self. I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone and I can’t wait to grow old and fat and do heroin with you – but in the meantime you are making this journey so fun, so romantic, and so fulfilling. Happy birthday my triple-Scorpio master-number body-language-expert husband, I am so in love with you.